Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Has Anybody Seen My Collar???

I think I'm in BIG trouble. Last night, when Mom went to undress me, she looked at my neck and then asked, "Jakey, where's your collar?"

"Gee, Mom, I don't know. Didn't you put it on me this morning like every morning?"

" Yes, of course I did. But it's not there now."

At first, we thought I may have lost it when Dogdad took me out for our bedtime run. But this morning, he retraced our steps and it was nowhere to be seen. And it's nowhere to be found in the house.

Even worse, not only is my favorite Cardinals collar missing. but now I'm also illegal because my registration tag was on it. You'd think, if someone in the neighborhood saw the collar, they'd read the information on my ID tag and call us or drop it off -- but that hasn't happened

So could it be that this famous photo at the stag party Eric threw for Petey over the weekend is the last I will ever see of my Cardinals collar?

Well, as Mom says, trying to put a positive spin on it, "Jakey, at least I have you and not an empty collar with no dog inside."

DoG forbid!!!

Jake of Florida, Now suffering from a huge identify crisis.


Lacy said...

w00fs, believe me, u not want a empty collar wiff no doggie inside..we still have angel lacylulu's collar, hid because mama cant look at it yet..

b safe,

Gus said...

Jakey: Man, don't worry about the collar...we be goin to the 'hood around the end of this month and can get one for you there. And call your vet and he can get you more tags so ya still jingle.


The Black and Tans. said...

Oh dear Jake what a shame, you had such a nice collar.
Hope you aren't going to go out in the nude!!!

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Unknown said...


I have about a gazillion collars left over from my days as a dog model - but none have Cardinals on them. Whales, alligators, crabs, skull & crossbones, yes. Cardinals - no.

You sure that little English Setter at the last pub didn't pull a fast one on you?

Your pal,


Dexter said...

That's a hazard of being a muscle neck terrier... your neck and head are the same size.

I agree that it is better to have the dog without collar than the reverse. Still, it is odd that it vanished into thin air.


Martha said...

Mmmmm Jakey
We are surprised you don't remember where you left your collar!
That's what comes of these stag nights - anything can happen - then you can't remember.
See you at the wedding - for goodness sake don't come naked!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I sooooo hope woo didn't - ummm - khonsume said khollar?

Was this a ploy to get a Phillies khollar?


Joe Stains said...

Omdog, I sure do hope you find it!! That is a cool collar for sure!! I didn't take it!!

Faya said...

Jake ! Now you can do everything you want "incognito"....hahahaha...
Kisses, Faya

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Jake, that was a really nice collar. We sure hope you find it soon.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy x

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Hmmm....maybe you misplaced it when you were practising your striptease fur me, fur the hen night....
I thought it was you I was chucking my bloomers at, honest I did....those smoothies of Lacie's had me seeing things a young hound shouldn't see!
Hope the ID crisis is over soon....maybe you'll become a football fan (real football) while you're in Scotland and go home with a Caley Thistle collar instead!
Can't wait to see you....tomorrow, yippee!
Loads of smooches, your Gabbi xxxx

Princess Patches said...

Your mom is right, Jake! Better to have a dog with no collar than a collar with no dog! We all wear Martingale or greyhound collars and we can slip out of them very easily when there is no leash attached! We hope you find it, but if you don't, you might try Gussie's idea!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Hamish Westie said...

Gosh, I learn something new everyday from reading dog blogs. You really are 'illegal' without a collar and tag in your part of the world? What's the penalty? Here in Scotland, as so often seems to be the case for dogs, things are more relaxed.
Anyway, hope it turns up soon.
Cheers, H.

Chef said...

Oh, Jake, I sure hope this isn't a case of identity theft. Watch your account at the pet shop...


Nibbles Treats said...

We'll be on the look-out for your lost collar. We've always wanted to pretend to be bloodhounds.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

William Tell said...

Yes, you are much more important to have than the Cardinals collar, nice as it was. Usually when I lose mine, My Boy finds it in the spring when he mows the grass -- Ka-CHING!!! I lose more collars and tags that way.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Eric said...

I hope that collar turns up Jake. Didn't leave it at that place we went to in Soho ...oopsie I mean The Horrids pet department did you? Don't wagging worry about getting into the UK Jake - I'll lend you one of mine.Everyone is too panicked about piggies to take any notice of us dogs!!

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxxx

Molly the Airedale said...

We sure hope you find it, Jake! We know how special your Cardinals collar is to you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Well, you do have a beautiful new collar, but we hope the old one shows up so you can save it as a memory.

woos, the OP Pack