Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Monday, July 6, 2009

Breaking News

Well, leave it to Petey -- he uncovered the story that had been hidden for days behind all the Wimbledon excitement. Our Just Harry and Just Martha have suddenly become, to quote Petey, "the darlings of the catwalk!" Knowing how my young brother feels about C.A.T.S, I'm not so sure that's exactly true. But it seems it all began when Miss Martha suddenly revealed a whole new mischievous side to her personality. Remember that photo of Just Harry in his new kilt? Well, guess who helped him pick it out!! That's right, none other than Just Martha.

While they were discussing the proper fit for Just Harry's kilt, they were discovered by scouts for a Scottish modeling agency and, before JH could say "But what do I wear under my kilt?", they were signed up for the annual Dressed to Kilt fashion shows in New York and Los Angeles! And so while folks were combing those bonnie banks and braes in Scotland, our missing pair were actually back here on this side of the Big Pee.
Petey tells us that Just Harry and Just Martha are to be featured on the cover of the next edition of Dogue and D magazine. So who knows what to expect next!
Now I know you're all wondering what this means. So far, according to Petey, Just Martha and Just Harry's relationship has been Just Professional. If I can interject a bit of real life experience, it seems that my very own Mom and Dogdad had a Just Professional relationship for twelve years, traveling all over Florida on projects and hanging out as good friends before he finally asked her out on a date (and then proposed) (and then married her). So there is precedent for this kind of shall we say, dilly dallying.
But I know you're also asking, what about "the girl (almost) next door," beautiful Essex of the Key West Collies, whom JH took to Myrna and Gilbert's wedding? And does Just Martha have any suitors whose hearts might be broken if the two decided that Just Professional wasn't enough?

I suspect, since we'll all be together again at Petey and Rosie's wedding later this month -- Cupid may have some surprises for us.

In the meantime, I'm happy to report that Just Harry just walked in the door -- pleased as punch with his new found fame. It seems, in addition to the fashion shows, he landed a new contract with Canine Klein.And I've heard that Just Martha is back at home, and has categorically turned down the role of handmaiden to her allegedly royal sister. How will HRH Bailey react?

Others will have to pick up the tale!! I have to go make haggis for my brother...
(Photographic credits: Petey of the West Village)


Gus said...

Blechhhh. I love the charms of the Scottish Lassies, and Single Malt is a great pick me up, but Haggis. Blechhhh.


Unknown said...

Hmmm, just wait until Lacie gets a load of this! First your furry kilted-knees then those washboard abs. I'm just saying - Heron may not be the only target she's aiming for in South Florida!

Your pal,


Martha said...

I am just stunned to read this story - I am still unaware of my sister, Just Martha's present whereabouts!

We are not amused!

HRH Princess Auntie Bailey xx

ps One will send out a royal message to one's loyal subjects as soon as one can enlist the secretarial support!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You guys are too funny - can't wait to get our latest issues of Dogue and D!!!

woos, the OP Pack

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo Boys are something else!!!!!!!!!


Dexter said...

I am not sure that two models can survive together. I mean wouldn't they always be saying, "does this make me look fat?" And then the other would say, "uh, yes, it does."


Joe Stains said...

LOOKIN good, but how much trouble are you in??




Moco said...

They are a lovely couple. Let the chips land where they may.

Hamish Westie said...

Hmmm. It is a source of increasing concern to me, that too many of our lovely Scots lassies are succumbing to the smooth-barking charms of our cousins from over the pond. How can us local chaps compete. What is the world coming to?
Cheers (bit not feeling very cheerful today), Hamish.

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Well, what can I Scots Hounds are parrrrtial to a wee US Terrrrrier, hehe!
Wow, what a story....and that Petey's a genius for unravelling the mystery....time will tell (don't make us wait 12 years for the outcome though!!)

Jakey....I too can't wait until the wedding when we will no doubt manage a sneaky snuggly smooch or ten! It's days away will I cope....
Until then...lots of snuggly smooches,
Your Gabbi xxxx

Agatha and Archie said...

Wow ..who knew??? And he got a shoot with Canine Klein???Geesh.....Love and kisses A+A But really what does he have underneath the kilt??

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Princess Patches said...

We would REALLY like to know what's under the kilt!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Lenny said...

Wow, JH's life is like a soap opera! I am VERY behind on things!
Hope you guys are doing well!

Your friend, Lenny

Eric said...

So that's where you two dahlings were,teehee!!Looking very HOT JH on the kittie walk. Grab any kittie logs while you were tripping down it?

And you and Martha....will there be a mutt est troi? Cos there's a certain scotty doggie I know who's got his beadies on her too!!!

And JH what DO you wear under your kiltie..Canine Kleins?

Wiry wags n kissies, Eric xxx

Simba and Jazzi said...

Wow look at them, top models!

Simba and Jazzi xx