We are tres tres en retard for what we, as dogperes (godfathers) of zee twin bebes a roulettes, Romy and Bertie, promised for their christening last week. Zat was a toast. Toast? we demand of ourselves. Pourquoi "toast"? We ask our look-alikes sans roulettes. Jake and Just Harry, who tell us zat "toast" in zis case means a small speech welcoming zee newborns into zee world. So zat is what we 'ave prepared. You will find eet below -- and we suggest zat you "beeggeefy" eet so zat eet ees more able to be read.
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