"Gee, Mom, I don't know. Didn't you put it on me this morning like every morning?"
" Yes, of course I did. But it's not there now."
At first, we thought I may have lost it when Dogdad took me out for our bedtime run. But this morning, he retraced our steps and it was nowhere to be seen. And it's nowhere to be found in the house.
Even worse, not only is my favorite Cardinals collar missing. but now I'm also illegal because my registration tag was on it. You'd think, if someone in the neighborhood saw the collar, they'd read the information on my ID tag and call us or drop it off -- but that hasn't happened
So could it be that this famous photo at the stag party Eric threw for Petey over the weekend is the last I will ever see of my Cardinals collar?
Jake of Florida, Now suffering from a huge identify crisis.