Who cares if they won't take me to New York? I can drown my sorrows in a cup of wine, and another cup, and another cup, and a hiccup. (I'd offer you a grape, but they're not good for dogs.)
Jake the Barkus Boy
And I will tell our sad story in a play -- The Dogs of Plantation-- that people will be barking about for centuries!! (All that pencil chewing finally paid off.)
Just Harry, the Beard of Stratford on Avon!!
Thanks Minni-Moo!!! http://theminnieblog.blogspot.com/