We're getting ready for the ice-skating pawty that Butchy and Snickers are holding in two days. Now, as southern boys, we've never seen real snow -- unless it was in those few months I spent as a puppy in Joplin, Missouri, before I was shipped to Miami (in a small plastic crate marked LIVE ANIMAL!!). So we've done some research and started practicing.
Look here, it doesn't seem too hard, does it? Once you've mastered that two-legged stance:
So, inspired by those images, we tried and we tried our skills at ice skating. Me first, as the elder and spokesdog for our pack. Whoops...
But the good news -- other than a slight soreness in certain parts of our wirey bodies and a bit of personal embarrassment -- is that our image is still safe with our pals. Right?
And, with all our practicing, we think we will really excel at what should become a new Olympic sport: butt sliding.
So watch out pawty goers!!! Here come Jake and Just Harry, Butt Sliding Champaweens!!!