Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Mistletoe?

I saw a huge bundle of mistletoe being transported to Asta's party and it made me speculate on my past history with, how shall I say it, the opposite sex. It hasn't been a pretty story.

My first love was an older beagle named Lucy. I met her on a walk when I was a puppy. She was beautiful, but barely cared enough to sniff me. I looked longingly after her as she walked away after a brief hello, and I never saw her again. Mom did once, and told me Lucy had gotten fat and was no longer as gorgeous as I remembered, but you all know how puppy love is.

My second love was a beautiful wire named Abby Clutter (I think that was her last name). I met her on a list, but she was so beautiful, I had to stand in line to get the time of day.

Next came the fascinating Ms. Libby Longtail Murphy of Ohio, with whom I exchanged many a flirtatious message. But she was young, and also had many suitors, so we never actually took things to the next level. I may bark a lot, but actually I'm pretty shy.

In the interest of full disclosure as I contemplate the mistletoe at Asta's party, the only girly dog I've ever kissed was Alle Truett. We met the day we went to Orlando to get Just Harry. It was a sweet kiss -- I think there's a photo on one of my first posts -- but we never saw each other again.

So now, here I am at Astas's party, all decked out in my Chanukah finery, just hoping that one of the beautiful ladies at the party will come over, give me a little nuzzle, and one of those great big smoochie kisses Asta is always sending. Who will it be? Snickers? Agatha? Maggie? Ruby? Asta? Faya? Lorenza? Sophie? Hmmmmm. I wonder.

Maybe some of that mulled cider will do the trick. Paws crossed!!!

Jake

28 comments:

Maggie & Mitch said...

I'll stand under the mistletoe with you Jake and you too Harry! I think a Christmas kiss is very appropriate this time of the year!
We got your adorable Christmas card in the mail today! Thank you so much!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Jake....I've booked you for 10 minutes under the mistletoe with ME. MANY more 10 minute slots are available with ME. Jackson's stuffies are a little well...stuffed. Please Jakie...I mean, I'm not beggin' or anything...it's just...well, I'd like a live wire!!!

Spiced cider kissies, Lacie

Agatha and Archie said...

Well,blush blush,since you did ask,I would be very blush blush happy to stand there with you,,,teehee,,,Love Agatha and Archie(what about me????)

Zorra said...

oh Jake.... I'd give you a quick kiss under the mistletoe. I have had just a wee bit too much eggnog, and my inhibitions are down.

Gus said...

Jake: Teka would like to give you and Just Harry lots of mistletoe kissies. Look for her at the party. She is the one with skinny fur.

Patience-please said...

Oh sweet little Jake, I am old enough to be your great grandmarm. now I hate to think what my little wild child of a great grandpup, Lindy Loo, would do under that mistletoe with you!
But I'm the one at Dear Asta's party, and the little floo... er, my darling great grandpup is home.
I will give you a kindly butt sniff though, don't worry.

The Lady Maria of the whippet waggle

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Guys,
Sorry but I think Miss Snickers is pretty taken by Gussie, hehehehe! and I don't think you want a kiss from me, we could do some bitey face & wrestling, slam dunk stuff ok??
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Snowball said...

I better watch where I am standing under cos I have then tendancy to snap at the noses that come too close to me... hee

Luv,
Snowball

Simba said...

I hope you get lots of kisses under the mistletoe.

Simba xx

Lenny said...

I'm keeping my paws crossed for you AND me, Jake. How are we so lucky to know so many beautiful and foxy lady dogs?

Your friend, Lenny

Sophie Brador said...

Hi Jake! I will definitely give you a smoochie, but don't tell the other boys. They might get a little jelly. Besides, I might be kissing them too, so I don't want to start any fights. They don't call me Sophie Lovador for nothing!

xo
SB

BEAGLEDOM said...

Thanks for the card

Smoochies,

Frankie Doodles

Asta said...

Jake
You had me swooning..Blushblush..you awe a tewwific kissew!!!
I loved kissing both of you, but you seemed mowe susceptible to my smoochies than Just Hawwy!(maybe it's cause I mispwonounce his name?)
Ihope you both had a good time..I loved having you at my house and you can some anytime Mommi said!!!!
I suw am glad Lacie bwought the mistletoe, cause some of you boyz awe too shy without it!
smoochie kisses
asta

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh, I love to give Husky kisses. I'll come under the mistletoe.

It's nice to meet you'all. It is fun to make new friends.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

WOOOO!!!! We received your card yesterday in the mail. We absolutly love. It is great to meet you two!!

Hugs,
Sitka

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Jake & JH,
What a fun pawty at Asta's eh??
Thank you so much for your very cute Christmas card. We received it today. Thanks again!!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

HHHHarry said...

Hi J and JH,
Thanks for calling by my blog and asking after us, we are both fine, but I must admit I've a lot of catching up to do, must get my mum to sit down and update it for me.
I'll pass on the mistletoe myself, but Sallytart is more than willing.
Catch you soon.
HHHHarry and Sallytart xx

Jackson said...

Did you get your kiss? Do tell! Thanks for your pawsome card; it arrived yesterday! J x

Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

Thanks so much for the card!
Many sniffs,

Waylon & Willie

Girasol said...

I got your card yesterday in the mail...thank you!!

4xBs said...

hi Jake and Just Harry, we saw you running around at Asta's party last night. we stayed Far Away from that mistletoe. we're scared of doggy kisses (except maybe with Asta... or Maggie ... or Lorenza). we received your card. thanks so much. it's good to get to sniff you and make friends!


happy holiday woofers.

Tasha & Eva said...

Hi Jake and Harry, nice to meet you. We want to thank you for the wonderful Holiday card you sent to us! It is so fun to be getting so many cards from around the country and around the world! If we would have been at Asta's party we would give both of you kisses. You boys are so handsome! Thanks again for the great card! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.
P.S. We see that you are from Florida. If you want to see some snow, come visit our blog.

T-man said...

Thanks so much for your holiday card!! Ooh, I missed Asta's party..it sounded like fun.

T-man

Stanley said...

From what I saw at the party, Jake, you weren't hurting for anydog to smooch with. I would have stood in line to give you a smoocheroonie or two myself (you know, as a sympathy smooch), but you didn't need me.

Glad you had a blast at the pawty!

Goober love & brotherly smooches,
Stanley

Koobuss said...

Hi jake!!

It's me, Koobuss!! You were terrific under the mistletoe, Jake, but please don't tell Scruffy I said that. You are one sexy dude. It's hard for me to imagine that you have had so many problems with the girls. Maybe now that you've had some practice you will do better.

Love and Koobuss Kisses (Hehe)
Koobie

Katherine and Pippa, said...

KIsses - what are they?

I don't kiss master and mistress and I don't kiss other dogs either (apart from my virtual girlfriends which doesn't count).

Pippa

Balboa & Mommy said...

Boy, you must be super tired after all smooching at Asta's party.

hee hee

Frenchie SNorts
Balboa

Lenny said...

Hi Jake and Just Harry!
Thanks so much for your card - I got it this weekend! You guys look so cute in the ornaments.

Your friend, Lenny