JOB WANTED
Experienced wire fox terrier with extraordinary senses of smell and hearing searching for employment as night watchdog for understanding family that does not mind being awakened in the middle of the night with piercing barks to alert them of imminent danger.
References provided on request.
Just Harry
Cluster in the cloister.
1 hour ago
19 comments:
Oh dear... This is not a good time to be job hunting Harry :-( Maybe some nose plugs and ear plugs for you or just earplugs for your peoples.
Just Harry,
If you can time your barks with my needing to wake momma up for my middle of the night pee pee break I think we have a deal.
Slobbers,
Mango
Hi Just Harry
Can you travel to Scotland? We could use a Night Watchdog - we are heavy sleepers ourselves and could well be burgled and never know.
Indeed our mum was burgled at one time when she had a GSD who, like us, liked her beauty sleep.
The good news was that she wouldn't let the police into the house the following day.
So you see our mum could sleep easy with you in the house.
love
Martha & bailey xxx
um is someone trying to get rid of you for the nights?
You guys got racoons too? I am plagued by the rascals and I let everyone know when they are coming in the yard. GET UP! GUARD THE GARBAGE CANS! GET UP NOW!! RUN! WILL SOMEONE LET ME OUT SO I CAN RUN THEM OFF!!! UP UP UP, GET UP AND LET ME OUT.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it! Of course, it's nice to be vindicated the next day when the garbage is strewn all over the yard.
You guys are doing a GREAT job! Keep it up.
sniffies,
Bonnie - elite early warning system
Silly humans; don't they know that our senses are WAY better than theirs, and we are just trying to give them plenty of advance warning. Because I've noticed that my humans tend to be a bit sluggish in the middle of the night.
Good luck in the job hunt; I've got the position filled here, and I'm working on training my understudy!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
Rut roh - this does not sound like the homefront is going well for you, Harry. Maybe you should just go on strike and let them fend for themselves.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
Harry,
I love to bark at the "strange" neighbors who are nocturnal. Mommy always stops me though. My Mommy was worried about Mack, and she called an Animal talker. This lady talked to Mack. Maybe if your Mommy and Daddy are getting frustrated, they could get someone to "talk" to you. Mommy was most surprised.
Sally Ann
Come here! OH Please JH, come stay with us. Or, you might think about moving to Ioway. But they gots lots of cold weather and catses.
No, just come here.
We love you. Teka gets us up all the time at night anyway.
Muzzer and dad are used to it.
That is why they look so old.
gussie
I'm not sure woo khould wake my mom but if woo want to khome to Pawsylvania and try.....
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Just Hawwy
I bet if you accepted any of those job offews I saw you get, youw pawents and jake would be misewable and cwy all day and not be able to sneep cause they would miss you so much, so you might as well stay and they can at least snuggle you and be wif you while they awe awake
smoochie kisses
ASTA
JH, we just know you are praticing for St. Barky's Day.
Essex & Deacon
Come here!
I am sure my mom would love to have you here now that her alarm clock is broken!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Harry ! Please be welcome here in Switzerland ! My Véronique has to get up every night for me....She will be very pleased to get up for you too !
Kisses, Dyos
Come stay with me - no references required!
Love, pats & pets
Blue
Sounds like a LOT of fun to me. would you be willing to work for sand? we have lots in AZ.
I'd love to be on a nightwatch with you, Just Harry! Come on over to Malaysia...it's fun here too! *wink*
Hope you have a great weekend!
Scottie
Hey Just Harry,
If you need a business associate, let me know! My current gig does not pay very well. :)
I am especially qualified in growling at suspicious things, and waking humans at any "beeping" sounds, such as cell phones, bread machines, fire alarms.
Your services sound very valuable.
Your friend, Lenny
I'm not sure if my brother is a wire fox terrier, but he has experience living in Florida. Does that cut it? His name is Mr. Pickle Pants and I will forward his resume toot sweet.
xo
SB
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