But, like my brother, Jake, having experienced a moment of joy with a lovely lady, I think I'm ready for more of a reciprocated relationship. Chew bones just don't do it anymore.
So here it is: I would love to escort someone to Myrna's wedding, and if anyone out there -- who may have read my posts and seen my photos and enjoyed my antics -- thinks she'd like to be my date -- well please write to me ASAP.
I've already booked seats on AireRiby -- or rather Jakey has done it for himself, Gabbi, me and Miss Unknown, and our two wheelie look-alikes -- Professor Jacques Maigret and Justin Herkimer Clouseau. (I know, they've been really scarce since they immigrated to South Florida from France -- but they can't resist the opportunity to revisit Europe for such an extraordinary event.)
As I said, this is really hard for me to write, but I guess I'm maturing beyond that first intense crush!!!
Lots of wirey love for the right lady,