With apologies to Paul Simon:
"We're going to Gussieland
In Mayemphis Tennessee
We're going to Gussieland ... And
We've reason to believe
We both will be received
The big question: how to get there?
Run all the way the way we did before? Too hot right now.
Heron-cam? Not sure he can carry two wires across the water.
Train? Poor connections from our end of the Florida peninsula.
Air? Aire Ruby is busy celebrating and there's no way we'll fly on any other carrier.
Stay home? Noooooooo.
I know!!! Water!!!
Why don't we just zip down to our local port, hop on a cruise ship to Noo Owlins, then cruise right up the river to Mayemphis. Mayemphis, Tennessee? What a cool idea!!! Just look at the map -- it makes poifekt sense, Ollie!!
Ready Just Harry? Ready. Bro.
Gussie!!! Muzzer!!! We are on our way!!!
Just in case your dad has some time while we're there, I wore my Cardinals hat, and brought the ball Asta-Marie gave me.
Stay brave, pal!!! You'll be out of the Anti Setic in no time flat -- and the nursies will be there to take care of you while we bark with muzzer and distract her as best we can!!!
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