Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Angel Jake at the RBC (Rainbow Broadcasting Corporation)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Alleged Perp Confesses -- In Spite of Himself

You know that old saying, "the proof is in the pudding"? Well, guess what, it seems I may have ingested a candy wrapper in my gluttony yesterday, thereby producing incontrovertible evidence this evening that it was indeed I, the chocolate perp.

So, no place to run. No place to hide.

Not to change the subject or anything, but Dogdad reminded me to thank everyone for all the kind birthday wishes you all wrote on our blog. He read them all and was really touched by them!!!

And that's all I have to say before they read me my Miranda rights and haul me off for who knows how long!!

Jake

8 comments:

Sparky said...

Jake!

So you ate some chocolate, eh? Well I'm glad it's not affecting you! I've stolen many a candy bar in my life too, but I've had no problem with it, hee hee.

Oh, and happy belated birthday to your human Dad!

Sparky

Koobuss said...

Jake,

I think that they are violating your Fifth Amendment rights against self incrimination. With them using such "evidence" against you, you are incriminating yourself. (Certain things are private.) I think that you may need a good lawyer, pal. If you decide to get one, I am available and cheap. (Instead of going to obedience school, I studied law.)

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess I didn't mean that I am cheap. What I meant to say was that my legal services are inexpensive, being that yours will be my first case and all. But that doesn't mean that I'm not good. If this case ever goes to trial, I guarantee that you will have the jury eating out of your paws. With that beautiful fox terrier face of yours, there is no way that you will be convicted.

Asta said...

Oh Jake
I'm so sowwy that you wewe caught..you weally have to be good about eating evewy last piece of evidence, then it can't be used against you and you can just stawe innocently and say .."I'm huwt that you would evew suspect me, hehehe"
hope youw sentence is not too long..let me know if I should send you my cowncob shiv, to help you bweak out
smoochie kisses to you and Just Hawwy too
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

I am sorry I am not an attorney, I'd love to help you out :(

Jackson said...

Ooops! Are you sure JH didn't plant the evidence? Maybe you were framed. J x

Gus said...

oh s*^%! next thing you know, you've got an electric collar!

In Terrier Solidarity
gussie

Simba said...

Oh dear, you'll need a good lawyer to get out of this one.

Simba x

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

You need to learn to tuck your behind in a bush and then pretend like the "business" belongs to someone else. Whenever H-Mom picks "it" up, Booker stands at the very very very end of his leash and looks the other way. What does he have to be embarrassed about, SHE is the one digging in the bushes for warm POOP.