Sunday, December 23, 2007

One Quick Message from the Egret Cam

BRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY TOLD ME I'D BE FREEZING MY FEATHERED DERRIERE OFF WHEN I SIGNED ON FOR THIS GIG!!!

THE CAMERA LENS IS FROSTED.

THEY'RE MAKING ME FILE A FLIGHT PLAN THROUGH NOW AND DECEMBER 24!!!

SO NO MORE REPORTS UNTIL MY BEAK THAWS AND THE REINDEER HAVE CLEARED THE SKIES!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, ICY FEATHER HUGS TO YOU ALL -- EXCEPT THOSE TWO DARN HUMANS WHO DUPED ME -- A WARM WEATHER WATER BIRD -- INTO THIS BONE-CHILLING TRIP!!!

E.C. BIRD SIGNING OFF FROM THE FRIGID MIDWEST
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10 comments:

  1. Agatha and ArchieDecember 23, 2007 at 6:23 PM

    Well you should wear a hat and scarf that will help!! You have to keep working so we can see everything!! Love A+A

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  2. AstaDecember 23, 2007 at 8:37 PM

    Oh Poow Egwet..I hope you wawm up and can wesoome youw dooties..Mewwy Chwissmuss to you
    smoochie kisses
    Asta

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  3. GusDecember 23, 2007 at 9:34 PM

    Whew...I think you should go out to the zoo and move into the bird house. Or maybe arboretum at Shaw Park. Those are more like your native climate. Poor Bird. I hear the weather is lousy.

    gussie

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  4. HarryDecember 24, 2007 at 9:40 AM

    Brr, I feel chilly now just thinking about it.
    Merry Christmas!

    Toodle pip,
    Harry x

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  5. KoobussDecember 25, 2007 at 12:07 AM

    Oh boy,

    That's really tough. Good luck! Hope you make it1

    Love and Koobuss Kisses,
    Koobie

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  6. Urban Smoothie ReadDecember 25, 2007 at 8:08 AM

    merry christmas to u, jake n harry...

    hope u guys had a pawsome day

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  7. PerfectToscaDecember 25, 2007 at 9:34 AM

    Hi Egret! I love birdies! I mean really. It's squirrels I cannot stand. But birdies are cool. We need to maybe get somebody to knit you a nice sweater and a beak warmer. I mean I'm shivering just thinking about you.

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  8. COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, EsqDecember 26, 2007 at 1:28 PM

    OOpsie. Maybe you should wear a scarf around your derrier, too. Poor egret. :(

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  9. Jackson's J1 and J2December 28, 2007 at 2:43 PM

    Sorry to hear that you're suffering, Egret! Hope that you've warmed up now and that you all had a great Xmas! J x

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  10. StanleyDecember 31, 2007 at 1:38 AM

    Poor Egret. You need to get yourself somewhere warm to hang out! Fly on over to the KC area... you can bunk with my flamingo.

    Goober love,
    Stanley

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